who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom
I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE THOUGHT.
So people can’t see thestrals unless they’ve seen someone die, correct?
Well, what if one summer Remus accidentally got loose during the full moon but Remus thought it was alright and he didn’t hurt anyone because they had been in the middle of a forest area.
And then he goes back to Hogwarts and the first thing he asks is why they’ve started using horses to pull the carriages.
SWEET ADORABLE THING
YOU MAKE MY LIFE BETTER
I give you all… A KITTEN
You fucked up you seriously fucked up.
actual photo of maryland
Rise of the Crustaceans.
Category 0.5 kaiju.
More gold, from a vendor who was there, apparently. God bless her soul
when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
oh my fucking god
so i’m reading this harry potter fic
and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on
finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out
they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”
i can’t stop laughing omg