Text 20 Apr 153,162 notes

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

Text 20 Apr 401,049 notes

stopirwin:

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

Video 20 Apr 16,427 notes

♪ I’m gonna get out of here someday ♫

(Source: pinknam)

Video 20 Apr 93,365 notes

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

Video 20 Apr 377,677 notes

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

Text 20 Apr 12,435 notes

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

Text 20 Apr 135,945 notes

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

it’s the second one.

Video 20 Apr 16,017 notes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

Photo 20 Apr 69,631 notes toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better!

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better!

(Source: bcraigv)

Video 20 Apr 71,067 notes

phoenixfrost:

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

the Government needs a Wendy. 

Text 20 Apr 13,147 notes

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

Text 20 Apr 23,893 notes

vanillish:

i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minuteimage

isn’t that…

image

Text 20 Apr 140,890 notes

notmydivisionsweetie:

watchtheskytonight:

castlecoffee13:

fabubbly:

I put the laughter in manslaughter

image

How’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast

We have really good taxi drivers.

Text 20 Apr 345,804 notes

cthulhupeelz:

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

image

Text 20 Apr 403,848 notes

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls


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