I have been to actual pole dancing competitions before and never seen someone do this. The amount of athletic ability this would take is ridiculously impressive.
Why isn’t this shit an Olympic sport already?!
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
Mike Tyson dodges 7 punches and delivers the 1st-Round Knock Out vs. Reggie Gross
June 13th, 1986
everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
"It’s just a morality tale, it’s obvious which gift is best, which one you’d choose—"
The three of them spoke at the same time: Hermione said, “the cloak,” Ron said, “the wand,” and Harry said, “the stone.”
They looked at each other, half surprised, half amused.
No guys but this is so important. SO IMPORTANT.
First we have Harry, who, like Dumbledore, would choose to revive a loved one over all else. But remember, in the story, the brother with the stone revived his loved one, who no longer belonged in this world, and therefore killed himself.
Harry chooses death.
Then we have Ron, who has always been overshadowed by his brothers, who would choose power over all else. But again, remember in the original tale the brother with the wand boasted his power and was murdered for it.
Ron chooses death.
And finally, we have Hermione, brightest witch of her age, who chooses logic over all else. In the story, the brother with the cloak hid from death, until he chooses to pass it on to his son and greet death as a friend.
Hermione chooses life.
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