really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.
i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests
♪ I’m gonna get out of here someday ♫
Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.
can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
it’s the second one.
THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL
The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better!
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minute
I put the laughter in manslaughter
How’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast
We have really good taxi drivers.
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye