I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom
I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE THOUGHT.
So people can’t see thestrals unless they’ve seen someone die, correct?
Well, what if one summer Remus accidentally got loose during the full moon but Remus thought it was alright and he didn’t hurt anyone because they had been in the middle of a forest area.
And then he goes back to Hogwarts and the first thing he asks is why they’ve started using horses to pull the carriages.
SWEET ADORABLE THING
YOU MAKE MY LIFE BETTER
I give you all… A KITTEN
You fucked up you seriously fucked up.
actual photo of maryland
Rise of the Crustaceans.
Category 0.5 kaiju.
More gold, from a vendor who was there, apparently. God bless her soul
when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once